May 2012
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Which Homestuck character are you? →
xvampirekimx: tyrianreprobate: doubleeverythiingbro: catnipaddict: dumbpointyanimeshades: i got jane! I got Roxy. (( Mun: Got John! Do the windy thing! )) ((jade lmao)) I got Nepeta o.O (Sollux)
May 4th
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Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.
May 4th
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(tumblrbot suggested my other Karkat blog)
(IT KNOWS)
May 4th
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t4st3—t34l: mechanicalmaelstrom started following you K4RK4T? WH4T TH3 FUCK WHY DO YOU SM3LL 4LL FUNNY? YOU DONT H4V3 YOUR USU4L, D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY-L1K3 SC3NT 4BOUT YOU!! YOU SM3LL M3T4LL1CY… WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SMELL FUNNY? I SMELL PERFECTLY FINE, THANK YOU. METALLIC? WELL. NOT SURPRISING. I DO WORK WITH A LOT OF MACHINES AND THE LIKE.
May 4th
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(i'm back i guess)
May 4th
Anonymous asked: Purple blood vriska....Wait she does what Eridan says? WHY?
May 4th
(gotta go)
(be back in the afternoon)
May 4th
(theme is complete)
(enjoy?)
May 4th
Anonymous asked: ...I hesitate to ask what Vriska is like
May 4th
Anonymous asked: Butler robots huh? ..What are the rest of your friends like?
May 4th
(theme making bear with me
May 4th
Anonymous asked: What kind of robots?
May 4th
solitarycorruption asked: :o)
May 4th
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Anonymous asked: Robots?
May 4th
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(bedtime fuck this all i cant believe this just...
( no seriously i’ll be on tomorrow hopefully? no definitely need to rp on here more often)
May 4th
gamzeehonkhonk started following you
MAKARA. HELLO.
May 4th
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May 4th
Anonymous asked: So. What are you into anyway aside from being a 'suave super spy'
May 4th
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OKAY I'M ON
SAVE YOUR APPLAUSE FOR LATER.
May 4th
April 2012
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Anonymous asked: I thought Eridan was the HEIR?
Apr 13th
(i'm out, see ya guys)
Apr 13th
Anonymous asked: So is dualscar a decent ruler?
Apr 13th
gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: OH COME ON. NO. >Walks away. FINE! LEAVE!  >Turns around, grumbling.
Apr 13th
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Anonymous asked: Eridan is the HEIR? Wow your universe is fucked isnt it.
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: YES. IT IS THE TRUTH. TOTAL. UNBRIDLED. TRUTH. 1 DO NOT L1K3 L14RS, 1 4M GO1NG TO L34V3 SOON. OH COME ON.
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: ARE YOU SERIOUS. NO. IT WASN’T. IT WAS..ANSREW. 4NSR3W? R34LLY? R34LLY?  LOOK 1 DON’T H4V3 TH3 B3ST NOS3 BUT 3V3N 1 KNOW TH4TS BULLSH1T. IT IS THE TOTAL TRUTH. HIS NAME WAS ANSREW HUSYEH K4RK4T, JUST NO. NO. YES. IT IS THE TRUTH. TOTAL. UNBRIDLED. TRUTH.
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: ARE YOU SERIOUS. NO. IT WASN’T. IT WAS..ANSREW. 4NSR3W? R34LLY? R34LLY?  LOOK 1 DON’T H4V3 TH3 B3ST NOS3 BUT 3V3N 1 KNOW TH4TS BULLSH1T. IT IS THE TOTAL TRUTH. HIS NAME WAS ANSREW HUSYEH
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: gallowsclassygent: NO, TH3 BLOOD 1S V4R13TY 4S TH3 HOBB13S. BUT 1 M34NT 1N CH4R4CT3R NOT PHS1C4L1T13S.  TRY M3. 1 4M CUR1OUS. OH, OKAY.  UH, WELL. HE’S JUST SOME GUY. HE TAUGHT ME SOME STUFF. HOW TO SNEAK AROUND AND HIDE AND THINGS. W4S H1S N4M3 MR. TROLL SKYR1M?  1 TH1NK 1T W4S. ARE YOU SERIOUS. NO. IT WASN’T. IT WAS..ANSREW.
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: gallowsclassygent: TH3Y 4R3 4LL 4BOUT TH4 S4M3 L1K3 YOU, BUT 1T D3P3NDS ON THI3R M4TUR1TY. OH? WHO TR41N3D YOU? 1 H4D MOSTLY THR3SH3CUT1ON3RS JUST1C3 3NST1LL3D 1N M3. TH3N 4 N1C3 DUST1NG OF L3G1SL4C3R4TOR KNOW HOW. WHAT, SO THEY’RE ALL BLUE BLOODED MECHANIC/SPIES? UH. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN’T KNOW HIM. NO, TH3 BLOOD 1S V4R13TY 4S TH3 HOBB13S. BUT 1...
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: WHAT ARE MY NORMAL ALTERNATES LIKE? THEY’RE PROBABLY ALL DOUCHENOZZLES. YEAH. VERY, VERY WELL TRAINED. TH3Y 4R3 4LL 4BOUT TH4 S4M3 L1K3 YOU, BUT 1T D3P3NDS ON THI3R M4TUR1TY. OH? WHO TR41N3D YOU? 1 H4D MOSTLY THR3SH3CUT1ON3RS JUST1C3 3NST1LL3D 1N M3. TH3N 4 N1C3 DUST1NG OF L3G1SL4C3R4TOR KNOW HOW. WHAT, SO THEY’RE ALL BLUE BLOODED...
Apr 13th
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Anonymous asked: Can you give me the basic run down of all the people you know/who are on your chump roll?
Apr 13th
(reblog if you are a homestuck blog/rp blog)
irl-gardengnostic: (LETS BE FRIENDS )
Apr 13th
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First person in my ask owns me for 24 hours
ticktocksheep: butterfly-sprite: doubleeverythiingbro: asklileridan: drake-wolfzahn: imdoomed.D: 0n0
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: NORMAL AS IN ALPHA. AGAIN.  UH, OF COURSE I AM TRAINED WELL. I AM SO WELL TRAINED, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.  YOU’RE WELCOME. OF COURS3. G3T YOUR NORM4L 4LT3RN4T3S R1GHT SPORT. 1 4M PR3TTY SUR3 1 DO, YOU 4R3 4S W3LL TR41N3D 4T SPY1NG 4S 1 4M 4T 1NV3ST1G4T1NG. SO V3RY W3LL TR41N3D 1ND33D. WHAT ARE MY NORMAL ALTERNATES LIKE? THEY’RE PROBABLY ALL...
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: HOW IS IT FUNNY? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUNNY? SERIOUSLY.  FINE. I’LL CALM DOWN. 1 F1ND 1T FUNNY B3C4US3 1’M TH1NK1NG OF NORM4L K4RK4TS RUNN1NG 4BOUT 1N L1TTL3 SU1TS B31NG SP13S. NOT YOU P3RS4Y 4S 1 F1GUR3D YOU 4R3 TR41N3D W3LL. TH4NK YOU. NORMAL AS IN ALPHA. AGAIN.  UH, OF COURSE I AM TRAINED WELL. I AM SO WELL TRAINED, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.  ...
Apr 13th
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Anonymous asked: ...How did you know I meant freakishly? Do you not have all the mangrit all of it?
Apr 13th
gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: IT IS NOT HILARIOUS. IT IS THE SIMPLE. FUCKING. TRUTH. I AM A SPY. IT IS NOT FUNNY, IT IS THE FUCKING TRUTH! 1 KNOW 1T’S TH3 TRUTH 1 JUST F1ND 1T FUNNY. C4LM DOWN 4LR1GHT. >Face paps him. HOW IS IT FUNNY? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUNNY? SERIOUSLY.  FINE. I’LL CALM DOWN.
Apr 13th
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Anonymous asked: Karkat are you STRONG? and Do you LOVE being so?
Apr 13th
gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: gallowsclassygent: OH SH1T! OH FUCK! H4H4H4! HOLY FUCK 1’M G3TT1NG 4 H4NDL3 H4H! OH M4N 4LR1GHT 4LR1GHT 1’M GOOD. SORRY 4BOUT TH4T, 1T W4S FUNNY. OH MY GOD. IT WAS NOT FUNNY. IT WAS NOT FUNNY IN ANY SINGLE FUCKING WAY. YOU PYROPES HAVE A MESSED UP SENSE OF HUMOR. WH4T C4N 1 S4Y? TH3 S1LLY TH1NGS 4MUS3 M3.  BUT YOU 4 SPY? TH4T 1S FUCK1NG...
Apr 13th
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Dear Karkat RPers.
trolledtimeline: ticktocksheep: meddlingfashionista: sawedoffram: He has feelings. He’s not just a douchy ball of rage. He is not an excuse for you to be raving dickballs to everyone you meet. He only says fuckass once in the whole comic. It is not a catch phrase. He is creative and smart, please use words other than fuck. He doesn’t hate Eridan, or John, or Jade much of anyone...
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: gallowsclassygent: W41T, W41T,W41T, L3T M3 GU3SS YOU 4LSO L1K3 1T SH4K3N NOT ST1RR3D?!?!?! H4H4H4H4H44H4H4!!! OH MY FUCK1NG J3SUS 1’M GONN4 D13 H4H4H44H4H4H4H4! TH4TS SO FUCK1NG CORNY. OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN’T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM A TEREZI. HOLY FUCK. JUST. SHUT. UP. OH SH1T! OH FUCK! H4H4H4! HOLY FUCK 1’M...
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: YES I AM A FUCKING SUPER SPY! THE HAIR IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT, AND STOP CACKLING, JESUS. W41T, W41T,W41T, L3T M3 GU3SS YOU 4LSO L1K3 1T SH4K3N NOT ST1RR3D?!?!?! H4H4H4H4H44H4H4!!! OH MY FUCK1NG J3SUS 1’M GONN4 D13 H4H4H44H4H4H4H4! TH4TS SO FUCK1NG CORNY. OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN’T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? I SHOULD HAVE...
Apr 13th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: WELL. I’M A SUPER SPY, BLUE BLOOD AND MECHANIC.  I BUILD THINGS. AND I’M TROLL BRITISH.  THAT’S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER. YOU 4R3 4 SUP3R SPY? W1TH TH4T GR34SY M3SS OF H41R? H4H4H4H4H4H44H4! YES I AM A FUCKING SUPER SPY! THE HAIR IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT, AND STOP CACKLING, JESUS.
Apr 12th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: YEAH YEAH, WHATEVER.  SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS, I GUESS. AS LONG AS SHE DOESN’T TRY TO FUCKING KILL ME, I’M FINE. F41R 3NOUGH, F41R 3NOUGH. OTH3R TH4N D1SCUSS1NG TH3 F1N3R PO1NTS OF 4 T3R3Z1, T3LL M3 SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT YOU. WELL. I’M A SUPER SPY, BLUE BLOOD AND MECHANIC.  I BUILD THINGS. AND I’M TROLL BRITISH.  THAT’S REALLY...
Apr 12th
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dameofblood started following you WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?
Apr 12th
gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: HMPH.  1. I DOUBT IT.  2. THESE ARE REAL THREATS SHE IS THROWING PEOPLE’S WAY. REAL. FUCKING. THREATS. NOT THAT I REALLY CARE, BUT IT’S NOT ROLEPLAYING. 3H OH W3LL 4T L34ST SH3 1S H4V1NG FUN. TH4T 1S 4LL TH4T R34LLY M4TT3RS. YEAH YEAH, WHATEVER.  SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS, I GUESS. AS LONG AS SHE DOESN’T TRY TO FUCKING KILL ME, I’M...
Apr 12th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: gallowsclassygent: D3P3NDS FOR M3 TO ST4RT GO1NG OFF ON 4 C4CKL3 F1T. DON’T D3NY 4 DR4GON 1F SH3 C4N SHOOT L4S3RS OR NOT.  SHE CANNOT SHOOT LASERS! I MADE THEM, I KNOW THEIR CAPABILITIES! ONE OF WHICH IS NOT SHOOTING OUT FUCKING LASERS!  1F SH3 S4YS SH3 SHOOTS L4S3RS SH3 DO3S. TH3 1D34 1S 1F SH3 R34LLY C4N OR NOT, HUMOR H3R. SH3’S FL4SH1NG YOUR...
Apr 12th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: gallowsclassygent: 1’M T4LK1NG OF TH3 4LPH4 T3R3Z1, BL1ND, T34L, 4ND C4CKL1NG. TH4TS 4LW4YS 4 COMFORT1NG THOUGHT, TO H4V3 ON3 V3RS1ON RUNN1NG 4BOUT W1TH NO 3Y3S. WELL, THEY HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON. CACKLING. HEY, I MADE HER MECHANICAL ONES. THEY WORK EVEN BETTER THAN HER ORIGINAL ONES. BUT THEY CAN’T SHOOT OUT LASERS. DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT SHE...
Apr 12th
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gallowsclassygent: mechanicalmaelstrom: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “NORMAL”? MY “NORMAL” TEREZI HAS NO EYES, UNLIKE YOU. WELL, SHE HAS MECHANICAL ONES. THAT I MADE. 1’M T4LK1NG OF TH3 4LPH4 T3R3Z1, BL1ND, T34L, 4ND C4CKL1NG. TH4TS 4LW4YS 4 COMFORT1NG THOUGHT, TO H4V3 ON3 V3RS1ON RUNN1NG 4BOUT W1TH NO 3Y3S. WELL, THEY HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON. CACKLING. HEY, I MADE HER MECHANICAL ONES. THEY WORK...
Apr 12th
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