He is not an excuse for you to be raving dickballs to everyone you meet.
He only says fuckass once in the whole comic. It is not a catch phrase.
He is creative and smart, please use words other than fuck.
He doesn’t hate Eridan, or John, or Jade much of anyone besides himself.
He can put away the teeth and claws for at least half a minute when his friends are concerned.
He’s not a violent, or courageous person.
He can laugh.
He can smile.
Both are rare, but he’s capable.
He is more than just a 2D character made of rage and swearing.
-Sincerely, He’s A Scared Teenager With An Idealized View Of Romance And A Dubious Grasp On How To Work Feelings
(( Also he’s really colorful and creative about his rants and insults? Basically he has chronic TLDR disease. Where everything he says is overly wordy and circuitous and could easily have been said in one or two sentences, but he just keeps on going anyway because he can’t be concise and needs to prove how smart and badass he is. He needs to have the last word and will keep a pointless argument going just for the sake of being the winner. He’s capable of being an idiot and a jerk, but he’s damn clever about it sometimes and incredibly entertaining in his methods. ))
-slow clap- 0u0
OI, MY MUN DOES NOT MAKE ME ANGRY ALL THE TIME, AND HE ALSO DOESN’T HAVE ME SWEARING EVERY SENTENCE. SO BACK OFF.